Lista: 100 de lucruri mai mult sau mai putin inutile

1. stroboscop pe foto-celule
2. cutit pentru mazare
3. lanterna de la bricheta
4. interfon
5. scaun / masa cu 2 picioare
6. tacamuri pentru stangaci
7. Elena Udrea
8. muzica minimal
9. pasajul Marasesti
10. “gleznierele” care se poarta mai nou cu sandale

Si acum urmeaza o alta lista, care nu e facuta de mine, dar e bazata pe aceeasi idee. Luata de aici. Le-am evidentiat pe alea care-mi plac.

AC adapter for solar calculators.
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Battery powered battery charger.
Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Braille Drivers’ Manual
Brake oil.
Breathable space suit.
Brown undershorts.
Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Car steering triangles — doubles as anti-theft device.
Cast iron wire.
Cat flap for the fridge.
Checkered paint.
Combs for bald-heads.
Cordless plumb line.
Diet celery.
Digital clock-winder.
Digital computer.
Double-sided playing cards.
Downhill stairmaster.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
Felt Jumper cables.
Fireproof kindling.
Fireproof matches.
Flame-retardant gasoline.
Flashbulb tester.
Flavoured suppositories.
Foam rubber toothpicks.
Freeze Dried Water.
Frictionless Sandpaper.
Hand-powered chainsaw.
Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Inflatable anchor.
Inflatable darts-board.
Inflatable PC — The Ultimate Laptop!

Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Low-calorie PowerBar.
Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Matte finish floor wax.
Mesh raincoat.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell).
Non-stick Cellotape.
Papier mache step ladder.
Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Particle board tent stakes.
Reduced calorie water.
Remote control for a Watchman.
Reversible garbage disposal.
Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Rubber Kleenex.
Screen door on a submarine.
Second-hand fireworks.
Soap Dissolver.
Solar powered flashlight.
Solar powered night light.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Strap-on portable chairs.
Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Tire chains for motorcycles.
Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Umbrella with a skylight.
Unsinkable submarine.

Bine, probabil nu-s chiar 100, dar arata mai bine cu cifra rotunda. ;) Lista ramane deschisa si astept sugestii. ;)

2 Răspunsuri to “Lista: 100 de lucruri mai mult sau mai putin inutile”

  1. shuriken in forma de hello kitty

  2. sa stii xa lanterna de la bricheta e utila cand e bezna si iti cauti cheile si gaura de la usa. si nu mai ai baterie la telefon. asta e un exemplu.

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